R u watching f1?

Five laps into the start of the German Grand Prix and I get a text. I thought I'd share the rest with you...

R u watching f1?

For sure

Can u keep me updated i'm working




Lewis overtook Webber at the start :))
Ham, web, vet, alo, ros, mas by lap 6

Fab. Ta

Possibility of rain at some point...

Lap 8, alo passes vet

Bloody ferraris are dangerous

Lap 9, perez pits

Lap 10 vet spins off track, keeps 4th

Lap 11 heid flies into gravel trying to pass buemi

Lap 12 mas takes ros for 5th.

Web & ham fighting for 1st v exciting. Alo closing them down. What a great race

Lap 14 web in pits

Lap 16 but fighting pet for 8th

But been a real disappointment this weekend

Lap 17 mas web ham alo pit action craziness going on mas still needs to pit




Mas pits

Lap 18 spots of rain on car camera lens

Very close top 3 web ham alo

How did web get in front?

During ham's pitstop. When he came out there were cars everywhere!

Lap 23 both mercs pass petrov for 7&8th

Lap 24 shumi spins into 11th

Web ham alo but mas vet ros sut...

Ur doing a great job its like watching it

Lap 25 but pits all wheels stay on ;)

Lmao

But in 8th

Lap 26 vet pit radio may have probs with brakes

Omg pls pls

Rubens out engine failure

Lap 29 but hunting sutil for 7th rain may be 30 mins away

Lap 31 web pits

Web rejoins in 3rd. Chandok spins off

Ham pits alo leads

Ham bullies Web for 2nd coming out of pits




Lap 33 alo pits...

Yeeeeeeessssss

Ham kills alo for 1st!!!!!!

Yahoo

Ham alo web mass vet ros but sut sut st shu kob

Lap 35 but passes ros for 6th at the 1st corner

Lap 36 button retires with hydrolics problem :(

Shame the germans r having such a shit day. Found a telly with the race on

Lap 37 ros pits

Hang on. Are you watching this now?

...Lap 39 ros fighting bob for 7th

Lap 40 ros passes kob

Liuzzi out

Lol. Yes 5 texts ago but dont stop ur analysis is better than the professionals

Ok :)

Lap 42 mas pits from 4th into 4th again

Vet v close behind

Lap 44 cold track temp affecting tyres and brakes

Ham alo web mas vet sut ros kob pet shu

Lap 46 shu & pet fighting for 9th

Untidy at final chicane

Lap 47 pet pits from 10th rejoins in 11th crucial tyre choice

Lap 49 vet fastest closing in on mas for 4th

Lap 51 ham alo web mad vet ros sut msc dir kob pet

Where did diresta come from?

Ham pits rejoins in 3rd

Lap 52 Ferrari in pits for alo

Alo doesn't pit

Lap 53 alo pits Crucial time for tyres

Ham passes alo. Web still needs to pit

Web can't get past mas. Gonna ruin his race

Sorry. I mean vet (not web)

So much going on can't keep up!

5 laps remaining web still has to pit

Lap 57 web pits. Ham leads from alo

Lap 58 ham Alo web mas vet sut ros msc kob pet per

Penultimate lap 59 mas & vet gonna have a pit stop race for 4th place

End of lap holding my breath...

And it's vet in the lead

Lap 60 ham cruises to victory yasaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!




Ham alo web vet mas sut everyone else was lapped or out

Web gives alo a ride back to the pits. Look familiar?




Thanks 4 that didnt get to see it to the end. Ur a champ

You're very welcome. It was quite hard to keep up at times. But fun ;)


Bear in mind, I'm doing my best to text while trying to enjoy the race so you will find a few mistakes. On the whole though, I'd have to say it was 98% accurate.