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Sunday, 17 June 2012

Clip clip ✂ snip snip

I had my hair cut today. By my wife! And I'll tell you something for nothing, she did a bloody good job, too.
Neither of us were entirely sure what we were doing but with my feel (do it harder, yeah, that's good, etc*) and her eyes (that doesn't look right**) we managed to get through it in one piece. Well, I didn't. I was scattered all over the floor in many pieces. Actually, If she had managed to clip an ear or snip a finger, I would have been astonished because I had total faith in my wife and the thought never entered my head until long after she had finished.




Will I be asking her indoors to step up the next time my Barnett needs seeing to? You betcha!

* innuendo.
** more innuendo

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